Everything is a work in progress.

I think all unsuccessful men over the age of 35 should be systematically exterminated.

If you’re heterosexual, over 35 years of age, not currently in a long-term relationship of some kind, and/or don’t have kids, you’re done. Congrats.

And to get everyone on board with this, we’ll start exclusively with…

*Spoilers

I’m not a Bond expert or even a fan, really. But I know the critics and much of the public are saying Daniel Craig is second only to Sean Connery in his portrayal of James Bond. This has been a solid series. Skyfall and Casino Royale are often agreen…

I didn’t see the first Venom. “Turd rolling down the street.” I’m not paying someone for that.

12 year olds will love this movie, as intended. The audience was all parents with kids and they seemed enthralled.

This is a dumb, violent, PG-13 flick that makes really good use of…

This was better than the other two Suicide Squad movies, but we all know that’s not saying much. James Gunn doesn’t quite capture the light-hearted soul he did with the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but he does elevate the material from crap to decent enough.

It’s a shame…

I’m a big fan of David Lowery, and I’ve recently realized I don’t know exactly why. I still haven’t seen Ain’t Them Bodies Saints. I thought Pete’s Dragon was all right for what it was, though I’ve heard other people refer to it as “abysmal”. I appreciated what he tried…

The best films are ones that surprise you with their brilliance. Pig is special. It features an old lion returning to form and a wicked new talent born into the public consciousness. I will remember where I was and how I felt upon seeing this for the first time.

Go…

Adrien Carver

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