A Modest Proposal

I think all unsuccessful men over the age of 35 should be systematically exterminated.

If you’re heterosexual, over 35 years of age, not currently in a long-term relationship of some kind, and/or don’t have kids, you’re done. Congrats.

And to get everyone on board with this, we’ll start exclusively with the WHITE guys who fit this criteria. We’ll eventually expand this operation to include all races, but we’ll get rid of all the white guys first.

A person is demonstrably Who They Are by the time they’re 35. No man who was a true failure at 35 ever made it anywhere post-35. You had your shot, for three and half decades or more, and now it’s time to get the fuck off the planet and make room for everyone who IS valuable, either inherently or proven. You’re not young, you’re not attractive, you’re not productive, and therefore you are not deserving of anything other than oblivion. Nothing’s going to change for you if you’re not already established in some way.

Seriously, tho, would anyone really care if we did this? No one will defend these men, no one wants them here anyway. They’re not contributing anything and even if they are they’re not contributing anything that can’t be contributed by someone else the same or better.

Round them up, put them on buses or train cars, send them right to gas chambers or incinerators or whatever it is. Whatever’s cheapest. No reason for trials or fucking bureaucracy, we all know who they are, we see them everywhere and we all know they’re not…