Movie Thoughts: Eternals

This will be a short entry.

The MCU is a fucking mess and this movie is fucking weak. I snuck into it. I’m glad I did. This movie does not deserve your money and Marvel doesn’t need your money.

I liked the trailers for Eternals. It looked interesting. It isn’t. It’s just bad. Chloe Zhao is in over her head here. The way the movie is shot means nothing when it’s the same quippy, plot-driven dialogue and stale CGI spectacle imposed over the beautiful vistas. The battles weren’t any different than other Marvel installments, just as formulaic, with people shooting…

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