What America Means To Me

It’s about naming your dog after a kind of alcohol

It’s about wanting a gun but never actually getting one

It’s about having a stoplight turn red when you’re in a hurry and green when you need to check your phone and hearing the lane departure alarm beep over and over while you pick another song

It’s about taking three hours to transcribe a podcaster’s rant on wikiquote when you should be doing homework for the classes you’re taking to get your second degree