I think all unsuccessful men over the age of 35 should be systematically exterminated.
If you’re heterosexual, over 35 years of age, not currently in a long-term relationship of some kind, and/or don’t have kids, you’re done. Congrats.
And to get everyone on board with this, we’ll start exclusively with the WHITE guys who fit this criteria. We’ll eventually expand this operation to include all races, but we’ll get rid of all the white guys first.
A person is demonstrably Who They Are by the time they’re 35. No man who was a true failure at 35 ever made it…
I was familiar with this game but never played it. Primal Rage was my fighting game of choice in the 90s, and that’s a movie I’m hoping someone makes soon. But yeah I went in totally cold to this, saw the trailer where Sub Zero uses the frozen blood knife and that was good enough reason for me. No nostaliga trip.
What a ridiculously stupid and fun movie this is. It’s like 60 percent stupid, 40 percent fun. The stupid is prevalent the whole time, the fun saves the movie from being unwatchable. If these were characters that didn’t have…
I’ve been a Godzilla fan since I was a wee one, and the MonsterVerse so far has been a disappointment to me, mostly because the movies couldn’t decide if they were grimdark or absurd fun for 12-year-olds.
This one finally succeeds because it picks a lane and sticks with it. It never pretends to take itself seriously. That would be a waste of time. This movie is loud, dumb fun and it doesn’t try to be anything else. And that’s exactly what it needed to be.
The humans never feel like they’re getting in the way; they serve…
*bunch of haikus based on my top 25 favorite albums
“out of time”
near wild heaven
i sat there looking ugly
but this film is on
man in the middle
stay all day if you want to
girl you’re so groovy
the last time i saw Jesus
“king james version”
still no plan in place
a kid in a carpet store
you’re the tall kingdom
raise our heavenly glasses
diamond slippers on
“dizzy up the girl”
whisper in my ear
scatter like ice from the spoon
give up forever
First movie I watched this year where I thought, “I wish I would’ve seen this in a theater.”
I remember reading about this back in the day when Spielberg was supposed to direct it and Will Smith was playing Bobby Seale and Jeff Daniels was David Dellinger.
Sorkin’s style grates occasionally but overall it flows. Some of it almost borders on propaganda, some of it is really self-indulgent. But the movie’s failings never overshadow its successes.
Cast is stellar. Awesome mix. Great to see Joseph Gordon Levitt again. Sacha Baron Cohen is good but can’t seem to nail down his…